Kill Some Dictators
Chavez: "Holy Frijole, de beeg bad gringo Americaan's want to keel us."
Castro: "I know but I'm too ole and stopeed to do aneeting about eet."
Chavez: "Leets get toogether an form an alliance to stop dem."
Castro: "Good idea. Led's ask Bolivia to join us."
Morales: Ariba, ariba, I'm now Cooba's and Venezula's buttmonkey."
What should have happened is when they got together, the special forces that were hiding in the building across the street should have painted them for a nice laser guided cruise missile. End Cuba's, Venezuala's and Bolivia's problems and ours.